Brilliant Move Mr. President!

The evacuees in the Houston Astrodome are getting a vast array of new clothes from which to choose, and all of the clothes have designer labels. The U.S. Customs Service has been ordered to send the cheap designer knockoffs they have confiscated and warehoused to the Astrodome. Won’t this devalue the outrageously high-priced possessions of Bush’s fat-cat buddies (the horsey set) that they so cherish? Take your punishment, Michael Brown. You have been a bad, bad boy.

“The relief effort even grew to include counterfeit clothes, 100,000 items of which were taken from U.S. Customs Service storehouses and distributed to evacuees in Houston's Astrodome.” The Washington Post